1. thirstiest:

    no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

    (Source: thirstiest, via angelwithasquirtgun)

     

  2. open rp

    gr0sse:

    hanamurateruteru:

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    spicy!

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    yes.

    (via momofficial)

     
  3. chrissyglinn:

    I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

    (via essenceof-brittany)

     
  4. jontronshat:

    wentdog:

    The ’50s were fucked up man.

    *tries this at next house party*

    (via heliolisk)

     

  5. kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  6. deardeerling:

    do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

    (via whoredinarygirl)

     

  7. meliapond:

    blainetabulous:

    If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

    why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

    (via gnarly)

     

  8. earthdad:

    hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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    (via officialwhitegirls)

     

  9. lindsaylohoean:

    even gifs move more than i do

    (via ironicbaking)

     

  10. verticulars:

    I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

    (via trust)

     
  11. guy:

    i hope betty white lives forever

    (Source: guy, via guy)

     

  12. balkhy:

    rnilkbreath:

    milk jokes turn sour pretty fast

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    (Source: beeblejuice, via teenscoolest)

     
  13. mysisterwaspale:

    similar here 

    (Source: mystuffxx, via angelwithasquirtgun)

     

  14. expels:

    i consider giving people dirty looks a hobby

    (via trust)

     
  15. (Source: nayx, via teenscoolest)