1. atheisticasshole:

    Wait but hear me out

    • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
    • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
    • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
    • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

    (via teenagecornflake)

     

  2. lameboob:

    I love Maryland Monroe it’s my favorite state

    (via userbar)

     
  3. the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

    every writer needs this 

    (via neo-girl-12)

     

  4. souliebird:

    If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.

    (via neo-girl-12)

     

  5. hospitalstays:

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    school cum

    (Source: joyridng, via refreshes)

     
  6. (Source: wolfheartthrob, via asvprock)

     

  7. lindsaylohoean:

    if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  8. vanillish:

    logging onto tumblr

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    (via officialwhitegirls)

     
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  10. sidnugget:

    tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

    (via humorful)

     

  11. code1ne:

    It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

    (Source: dechirement, via unpopuler)

     

  12. retiredjesus:

    *fucks something serious up*

    me: shit my bad

    (Source: retiredjesus, via userbar)

     

  13. foreveralone-lyguy:

    When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via human)

     

  14. renfamous:

    British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

    American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

    (via joshpeck)

     
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