1. h0odrich:

    Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

    (via verticaliciouss)


  2. hanukkahlewinsky:

    friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 



    (via im-really-from-mars)


  3. efaj:



    everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

    even the boys?

    We have that one brah that makes everything okay

    (Source: deathreats, via guy)

  4. hausofsqueals:

    You’re wrong Miley

    (Source: hausofrave, via hate)


  5. thtwhitegurrl:


    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    (via im-really-from-mars)


  6. trust:

    when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

    (Source: trust, via fake-mermaid)

  7. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via ironpug)


  8. gumiappendsweet:



    you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

    Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

    that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

    (via pendents)


  9. sappling:

    white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
    me: okay
    white boy: you go first
    me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

    (via thetowndrugdealer)


  10. colossal-sweat:

    walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like


    (via surprisebitch)

  11. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via trait)

  12. the-goddamazon:


    "I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

    This just punched me in the heart.

    (via justtoogaytofunction)


  13. dionthesocialist:

    What if your parents followed you on Tumblr and sent you anon hate?


    (Source: dion-thesocialist, via wigglytuffer)


  14. kernalmustache:

    I just saw a commercial for Frozen.

    (via allteensrelate)


  15. dutchster:

    if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark

    (via dutchster)